About Us
The New Zealand Silly Hat Party is formed on the basis of a Highly Serious Future. We believe that the clowns currently running this country lack what it takes to deliver sustainable, lasting change that will see the future generations better off.
New Zealand is the best country in all of New Zealand. We have lakes, beaches, oceans, seas, big cities, small cities, lots of sand, farms, mountains, and - unfortunately - the poo town Invercargill.
Because we live in such an amazing place, we need an amazing government to lead us. Preferably one with serious policies, such as ourselves.
The SHP has a comprehensive set of policies to tackle the big issues and create an Aoteroa that will no longer be the brunt of international jokes.
Our Manifesto:
- - coming soon
"I have the utmost faith in our representatives from Northland to the South, excluding Invercargill. We will take back Stewart Island and build a bridge through communities to reconnect with our whānau down there. "
- Flynn Nisvett | Party King
Our Policies
These are some of our key policies towards a Highly Serious Future
- Universal animal suffrage (voting rights).
- War on sandflies.
- Abolishing decimal numbers.
- Better weather.
- Replacing the NZ Dollar with chocolate fish.
It's clear that the Silly Hat Party is the only party in this country willing to do what it takes.
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Our People
Flynn Nisvett
Party King | Dunedin Spokesperson
Flynn Nisvett is leading the way for a warmer Dunedin (the mahi nobody else has the political willpower to do).
Josh Harford
Party Consort | Wellington Spokesperson
Joshua is a fierce advocate for the people of Wellington having lived there all his life. He is also fighting for better weather for our capital city.
Allen Ison
Candidate | Botany Spokesperson
Allen is the world's first AI candidate taking on the NPC politicians in New Zealand.
Haven't got a fourth yet