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Flynn NisVett puts hat in the ring for Dunedin Mayoralty

"The current jokers in the local council are running rings around us, and not yum burger kind - the kind that make you dizzy and feel sick."

I aspire for a warmer Dunedin where we can go out knowing it won't be doomy and gloomy outside or below 10 degrees. At the same time, we should be able to choose. We should be able to go to the beach without the risk of sand flies having a go at us, and we should be able to walk bare-foot on the roads without being too cold. Whatever you want for Dunedin, I will deliver it.

Josh Harford announces candidacy for Wellington Mayor

"Wellington City Council needs less jesting and more Joshing --- and only a Josh Harford Mayoralty can deliver this."

My priorities are Wellington on a good day, every single day; a Courtenay Place lazy river similar to the Masterton poools, and; fish ponds in the potholes around the city to cheer people up.

GOVERNMENT REFUSES TO ACT ON BETTER WEATHER

“The Silly Hat Party opposes anti-pro good weather rhetoric and it must be condemned at every turn,” said party President Josh Harford.

Successive governments have let bad weather dictate what our country can and can not do. The free-ride for bad weather ends here.

What do you notice about our current politicians?

They’re all smiles, no action. Only the Silly Hat Party has a plan for a Highly Serious Future.

Policy release: Making Woke Illegal

Wokeness has taken over our institutions and schools.

The Silly Hat Party, when elected in 2018, will ban woke.

This means refreshing the school curriculum.

Scrapping decimal numbers will see kids able to count properly and wholly.

Mansplaining instead of ‘teaching’ will see wokeness gone.

Half an hour naps every hour will give the future generations no chance at being woke.

Investing in research to find out what ‘wokeness’ is.