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GOVERNMENT REFUSES TO ACT ON BETTER WEATHER

“The Silly Hat Party opposes anti-pro good weather rhetoric and it must be condemned at every turn,” said party President Josh Harford.

Successive governments have let bad weather dictate what our country can and can not do. The free-ride for bad weather ends here.

What do you notice about our current politicians?

They’re all smiles, no action. Only the Silly Hat Party has a plan for a Highly Serious Future.

Policy release: Making Woke Illegal

Wokeness has taken over our institutions and schools.

The Silly Hat Party, when elected in 2018, will ban woke.

This means refreshing the school curriculum.

Scrapping decimal numbers will see kids able to count properly and wholly.

Mansplaining instead of ‘teaching’ will see wokeness gone.

Half an hour naps every hour will give the future generations no chance at being woke.

Investing in research to find out what ‘wokeness’ is.