★ The first step is getting it a bit warmer. This involves:

- Carpet on all the roads

- Heaters on every street corner (excusing Castle Street)

- Knitting a blanket over the octagon

With our full unemployment, all-week weekend policy, people will need something to do. The blanket will ensure everybody is contributing and will make going to town much safer for the student popultion who are often cold and sickly.

In order to transition away from the New Zealand Dollar and towards chocolate fish, we need to warm the climate across the motu to be able to grow cocoa and attract tropical fish.

★ Whatever you want, whenever you want it. We're not pretending to be experts - unlike the current CEOs and landlords running a muck around Aotearoa. We can see that ordinary Kiwi govern themseves every day and this should extend to the highest office.

Everybody else has finalised plans and they are telling you this is the right thing, but how can they all be right? The truth is that they are all full of it. Under us, it's up to you.

★ Secret Dunedin hospital. With all this talk about privatisation, there needs to be a solution. Because we don't know everything, we also aren't sure what privatisation actually is. The Dunedin hospital is currently public, but this is not okay. It needs to be a secret and we will make it as such because it is nobody else's business what the doctor does to you.

★ Serious governance and an end to mucking around. We have a number of people contesting the Dunedin Mayoralty including Mickey Treadwell. He is in a party named after a colour. Flynn Nisvett is named after himself and the people of Dunedin. This is the difference between the Silly Hat Party and the political opposition.

★ Less sandflies. While this is not currently a huge problem, we want to make sure it never becomes one. Our Ministry of Fun Police, taking inspiration from the government's gang patch ban, will be able to seize the wings of sandflies from the beach when gathering.

Any biologist or evolutionary expert will tell you that sandflies serve next to no purpose beyond being a nuisance. Your usual fly, fruit fly, and butterfly do serve purposes - they are fine. Under an SHP-led council, there will be monthly protests at the beach in order to discourage winged behaviour on our beaches.