★ Sails to catch the wind and redirect it to upper hutt

★ Courtenay Place lazy river similar in nature to the Masterton pools.

★ Publicly accessible cows. Despite the controvery and opposition from the Silly Hat Party's rural faction (made up of one member), this will not make public private land. We know that privatisation means keeping your belongings a secret, which is why we are also pushing for a secret healthcare system.

★ Subsidised Pizza delivery is a no-brainer to ensure people are able to keep more of what they earn and support small businesses (temporarily during the transition to chocolate fish).

★ Anti-rain dances to keep the sky sunny

★ Transforming broken water mains into ponds full of chocolate fish to cheer people up.

★ Legally enforcing no hat no play with a Ministry of Fun Police (fine of 2 chocolate fish or 38 star jumps).

OPTIMISM

We know how important optimism is to daily life. This is why we are mandating optimism in all areas of government, starting with council.

- Ice plunge on the Wellington water front to increase appreciation within Wellingtonians for our beautiful city.

- Regular public conga lines to increase appreciation within Wellingtonians for our beautiful city.

★ Criminalising slow-walking to combat public nuisance. The Courtenay Place lazy river will combat slow -walking.

★ Eradicating agapanthus in and around the city to prevent punching-down on plants that can't stand up for themselves.

★ Whatever you want for Wellington. The Silly Hat Party are the first to admit that we don't have any experience with governing, but we know you govern your own life every single day. This is why we want your future to be up to you - just get in touch and we can arrange something.